Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively.

I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that.

I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?

You think I'm qualified?

-Beetlejuice